Jack and the Beanstalk (Sort of)

25 Jan 2026

Half Moon Presents a Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals production

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Kid Carpet hates panto. The Noisy Animals absolutely love it. So guess what they’re doing? Yep. A panto. Now there’s a beanstalk in the middle of everything and nobody’s quite sure what’s going on.

Featuring Bear, Gorilla, Badger and Hedgehog (with possible appearances from Hedgehog’s golden eggs), this is Jack and the Beanstalk like it’s been thrown in a blender with a drum machine and dodgy celebrity lookalikes. Part air guitar workshop, part magical mess, this lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers show is stuffed with songs, silliness and surprise grannies.

Bring your kids. Bring yer nan. Bring snacks. It’s theatre, but it’s loud, proud and completely off its bean(stalk).

Perfect for ages 3–10, families, party monsters and fans of noisy nonsense.

From the makers of Kid Carpet & The Noisy AnimalsNoisy HolidayKid Carpet & The Noisy NeighboursNoisy NativityKid Carpet & The Noisy Garden CentreKid Carpet’s Super Mega Rockin’ Rock Show and more!

With help from Chris Collier, Stephanie Kempson and Natalie Otto. Illustration by Hannah Broadway.

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  • Created by: Kid Carpet, with help from Chris Collier, Stephanie Kempson and Natalie Otto.
  • Illustration by: Hannah Broadway
Loud noises and audience interaction.

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Date
Sun 25 Jan 2026
Time
11:00 AM
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£14.00
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Sun 25 Jan 2026
Time
2:00 PM
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£14.00
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